Maple
Dogs · since 2022
Farm security director. Accepts payment in ear scratches; naps militantly.
Meet the Zoo
Every one of them has opinions. These are their files.
Dogs
Cats
Biscuit
Cats · since 2021
Barn cat emerita. Supervises all projects from a safe, judgmental distance.
Sheep
Clover
Sheep · since Spring 2024
Loudest opinion in the pasture. Firmly believes every bucket contains grain.
Turkeys
Gus
Turkeys · since 2023
Gobbles at delivery trucks, sunsets, and his own reflection. A gentleman.
Chickens
Henrietta
Chickens · since 2023
Head hen. Lays eggs wherever is least convenient, out of principle.
Guinea Fowl
The Alarm System
Guinea Fowl · since 2024
Six guinea fowl, one collective scream. Nothing approaches the farm unannounced.